Tiger

Tiger is much larger than he appears.

Each and every time I have to go to the Castle for an errand, and I climb the staff steps to the third floor, I see this damn cat, do a double take, and barely suppress the scream in my throat. Then I recover, laugh at myself for being an idiot since I DO THAT EVERY SINGLE TIME, and continue on my way. You'd think I'd remember that there is an ENORMOUS STUFFED TIGER just chilling on the third floor serving no apparently purpose (except to scare the pee out of unsuspecting people), but there may be no hope for me.